Well, it’s official. I did a quick inventory of all the food in our kitchen, and 58.5% of all of our foodstuffs has a picture of Rachael Ray on it.
It was 78 degrees Fahrenheit today, in Michigan, on November 29. Oh, no, there’s no global warming. Please go about your business as usual. Nothing to worry about.
Today I put the kibosh on another installation of Norton $ystemWork$. What a piece of s**T program. I swear as soon as that parasitic, bloated program attaches itself to the nerve center of any unsuspecting operating system, the PC becomes sluggish, lethargic, and falls into low-grade narcolepsy when a human being clicks more than two mouse clicks in thirty seconds. I swear to God I hate Norton and all its work. I reject thee Norton, and all of the Evil in which you stand.
Okay . . . tell us how you really feel Dan.
In other news, the “Prime Minister” of Iraq is too embarrassed to meet with President Bush. How ironic. One country invades and destroys another country, sets up a puppet government, and then blames the “Prime Minister” when the country turns into a hell-hole. I can imagine the conversation:
I have the solution to the Iraq problem, and it is a simple 3 step plan.
It was 78 degrees Fahrenheit today, in Michigan, on November 29. Oh, no, there’s no global warming. Please go about your business as usual. Nothing to worry about.
Today I put the kibosh on another installation of Norton $ystemWork$. What a piece of s**T program. I swear as soon as that parasitic, bloated program attaches itself to the nerve center of any unsuspecting operating system, the PC becomes sluggish, lethargic, and falls into low-grade narcolepsy when a human being clicks more than two mouse clicks in thirty seconds. I swear to God I hate Norton and all its work. I reject thee Norton, and all of the Evil in which you stand.
Okay . . . tell us how you really feel Dan.
In other news, the “Prime Minister” of Iraq is too embarrassed to meet with President Bush. How ironic. One country invades and destroys another country, sets up a puppet government, and then blames the “Prime Minister” when the country turns into a hell-hole. I can imagine the conversation:
“Why is your country in shambles?”
“Because you invaded it.”
“Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.”
I have the solution to the Iraq problem, and it is a simple 3 step plan.
Step #1. Build a time machine.It’s simple, it’s easy. Except for the first step. But otherwise, it’s almost foolproof.
Step #2. Go back in time.
Step #3. Don’t invade Iraq.
Labels: Global Warming, Iraq, Norton AV, Rachael Ray, Time Machines
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