Let’s talk about lowering expectations: First, we were warned of a “mushroom cloud” if we didn’t invade Iraq, although Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction, and GWB probably knew it. Then we were promised a “democracy” in Iraq so that “freedom” could be “on the march.” Now GWB tells us that

“an Iraq that can govern itself is a noble goal."

Wasn’t Iraq already governing itself when we went in there and turned it into a shithole? Man, we’re friggin’ awesome. Next time let’s not put a friggin’ C student in the Whitehouse.

On a “lighter” note, check out the homemade hovercraft at rocketboom.com