News Roundup:

I look at a lot of "news" sites on the Internets. It is a terrible habit and I should be doing something more healthy, like drinking. But here's my worthless, thoughtless take on this week's "news"

First of all, Lindsey Lohan isn't "topless"; her hair is covering up her boobs. Plus, she looks like a heroin addict. Now it's news every time some drunken, no-talent "actress" Twitters?

It's great to see the Iranians protesting. Too bad we don't do that here. Problem here is that both "parties" work for the same set of Corporate Masters. Obama=Bush=Clinton either way we're screwed, but we turn on each other instead of the Corporate Overlords who are running everything . . . oh crap, I've digressed already.

Some pilot died in flight but the copilot landed the plane. This is not news. That's what copilots are for.

Health care: The Senate has government run health care. They are also owned by the pharmaceutical companies and insurance companies. Guess who can't have the same plan they have?

The absence of a "public option" marks perhaps the most significant omission. Obama and many Democrats had sought a public option to ensure affordable, universal coverage, but as many as 10 Senate Democrats have protested the idea as unfair to private insurers. – washingtonpost.com

"Unfair to private insurers"? Fuck private insurers. Obama sucks ass. And I voted for the lying asshole. Jesus Christ!

Silvio Berlusconi, the 72 years old Prime Minister Italy, is boffing an eighteen year old model. Balls.

Dick Cheney still loves torture.