I bought a radio-dog collar today, and they are not cheap. It will be cheaper than buying a real fence and putting it up. I'm warming to the dog, so I suppose it's okay, even though she whines at 5:30 in the morning.

I've never had the urge to cut up my wife and stuff her in the freezer but if I did, I would lock the fridge.

I have one more reason to hate Kobe Bryant. Damn 3 pointer!

Hey, whoo! I have a blog. What do you think? Am I not the greatest blogger in the entire world? Unite with me in the wonderment of my new blog.

Bury Reagan already! It's starting to stink in there!