I am the king of reformats. I can take a crappy machine and fine-tune it into an Internet slicing work of art.
So some of my customers us AOL, a bloated crapfest software abomination.
So after I make this masterpiece, I have to load this throbbing goiter onto the PC.
It's like if I went to the Louvre in Paris and duct-taped a cardboard clown hat on the Mona Lisa.
What a shame, what a horrible shame . . .
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