commercial for "GM Confidence (.com)." LOLZ yeah, GM Confidence. They have the balls to run a commercial that says that? Live TV BLOWS. These commercials are nauseating. Guess I'll pause it long enough to buffer the commercials. Dammit.

And every time I bother watching sports, the team I want to win loses. Is it possible I'm affecting the outcome of major sporting events in other geographic locations just by viewing them on the TV? It's impossible!