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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Limbo-Dweller's Food

There's Angel Food and
Devil's Food and
Limbo-Dweller's Food

In heaven they have caviar
Served by Billy Graham

In hell they have shit sandwiches
That Satan makes by hand

In limbo it is peanut butter crackers every day
They're not too bad, but not too good, I guess that they're okay.

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I am the author of 4 books, Android Down, Firewood for Cannibals, Brain Giblets, and The Cubicles of Madness. I live and write in Michigan.