Dante's Inferno, Corporate Edition

I'm reading THE INFERNO (Dante Alighieri), which is Dante's (the Pilgrim Dante, not the Poet) tour of the nine circles of hell, lead by the poet Virgil. Reading it now, with all the B.S. going on in our country, I can imagine some of the well-healed criminals from today spending eternity in some of these places. The book describes sins and the punishment for those sins:

• gluttony (the obesity epidemic)
• usury (Wall Street/Banks)
• avarice/greed (Wall Street, Corporate Tax Evaders, Congress)
• thieves (Wall Street, Congress, War Profiteers)
• hypocrites (Democrats, Republicans, Politicians, the Media and probably most people, myself included)
• fraudulent counselors (Wall Street, the ratings agencies, Fox News/MSNBC/Network News/Pharma Commercials)
• sowers of scandal and schism (Fox News, MSNBC, network news in general, the compromised media)
• Falsifiers (Congress, Wall Street, Politicians) etc.

I'm kind of cynical these days, and alas, all of the characters ruining our country will be able to avoid these exquisite tortures because there is no hell, but if there was, I'd love to see some of these suits buried upside-down in filth, with their feet set on fire, but that's probably not going to happen.