Here is my bold statement against the bipolar state of sex in consumerism and half-assed censorship! They try to hide the cover of Cosmopolitan with a metal plate, but they cannot stop me from expressing my distain for all things prudish and cowardly! What a rebel I am! I put a copy of Cosmopolitan over every other magazine on the magazine rack. Try to hide the objectification of women now! They would sell us the image of glamour, but they would hide it from us at the same time? Not with Dan Manning, performance artist on the loose! What a bold statement! What avant-garde disdain for provincial sensibilities!