The Hivemind is everywhere. It watches us. It connects us.
It keeps us safe. It sells us products. It fixes our spelling. It forgives our
bad grammar. It shortens our focus. It guesses our intentions. It predicts our
actions. It helps us remember birthdays. With the Hivemind, we are never alone. We think about it when we are not participating
in it, and we bask in its glow when we connect with it. It gives us a feeling
of accomplishment. The Hivemind was developed in the sixties. When someone
"likes" something we have done, it stimulates the nucleus
accumbens,[1] and who doesn't want the nucleus accumbens stimulated? Am I right
ladies? And gentlemen? lol.
It gave us "lol."
With the Hivemind, all information is accessible.
Communication is instantaneous. We are all one with the Hivemind. The Hivemind
is safe, non addictive, and provides accurate, non-biased information at all
times. The Hivemind is the brainchild of our 34th President. *
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1.
http://healthland.time.com/2013/08/31/this-is-your-brain-on-facebook/
* by pure coincidence, this is sort of true.
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