This is my travel coffee mug. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My travel coffee mug is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my travel coffee mug is useless. Without my travel coffee mug, I am useless. I must fill my travel coffee mug true.
My travel coffee mug and I know that what counts at work is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My travel coffee mug is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my travel coffee mug full and ready, even as I am ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My travel coffee mug and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
Monday, February 22, 2016
Thursday, February 18, 2016
God: Look, I'm going to have to put my foot down on this. Cruz cannot be President. I usually stay out of these things but—
Satan: I agree. I'm absolutely with you on this one.
God: You agree?
Satan: We don't see eye to eye on a lot of things, but I'm with you all the way on this. That guy gives me the creeps.
God: I thought maybe he was your Anti—
Satan: Him? No, my guy will be WAY more likable than him. I mean, everybody hates Cruz.
God: Except me, of course.
Satan: Well, of course. Does your latte taste weird? I don't think that new guy knows what he's doing.
God: He's going through some stuff right now, cut him a break. Okay, I'm just going to use the facilities and then I'm out of here. You still sure about this ISIS thing?
Satan: I'm sticking with it for now. I know it's a little out there, but I'm liking the returns.
God: (rolls eyes) Not trying to tell you your business, but it's a little much.
Satan: You do your thing, I'll do mine.
God: Okay. I'm going to use the bathroom. You need a ride back, or—
Satan: I'll walk. See you next week.