1. Heard muzak version of "Don't Fear the Reaper" while taking a piss in a public restroom.
2. Saw fat guy trying to play one of those foot-pad video games @ Circuit City, running in place like an idiot, jiggling in all the wrong places.
3. Almost side-swiped by a Molson truck.
4. Missed Ipod delivery by Fedex by 3 minutes. They'll try again tomorrow.
5. "Geek-Squad" sighting @ downtown parking garage. I did not key their car.