Little Squid Head

Last night (and this morning) I stayed up till 1:30 AM EST and finished my latest masterpiece, “Little Squid-Head God” a heartwarming tale of little carven gods, “happy slapping” visions of matricide and the culmination of somebody getting beaten to death with a baseball bat. I think it’s the feel-good hit of the winter!

But “Squid-Head” was just me warming up my writing chops for my newest bestseller, an epic work about a dystopian USA ruled by a uber-marketed totalitarian regime that uses clones for slave labor and entertainment, and one clone’s struggle to . . . uh, that’s all I got right now, but it reads better than I’m making it sound. I’ll write the pitch for it when I finish the story. I’m sure it will be made into a movie starring the children or grandchildren of some of today’s hottest Hollywood stars.