borrowing money isn't hard.
you need to buy a lot of stuff,
cause you're convinced it's not enough.
look, our truck,
it's so damn tough
look, our truck,
won some awards,
don't be a pussy,
are you a man?
buy our truck.
you need our truck.
our manly truck.
let us loan you money.
let us loan you cash.
usury is funny,
let us loan you cash
our insurance is better,
buying insurance is fun.
with lizards and weird ladies,
buying insurance is fun.
it isn't a big scam,
buying insurance is fun.
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your skin is shit.
you're getting old,
your skin is saggy
you look like shit,
your skin's not tight.
we'll make it right,
just buy this cream,
and live the dream
of youthful skin
be young again!
this magic oil
will remove boils.
you're getting old.
{you're so damn old!}
beer makes you happy.
beer makes you happy.
beer makes you happy.
beer makes you happy.
our bank is more personal.
we want to make you rich.
just let us hold your money.
how will you retire?
we really love you, really.
give us your money.
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tonight a very special guest,
a talent show, and all the rest.
this gadget is new
this gadget is sleek,
this gadget is better
than one from last week
and if you don't buy it
you're going to die
of embarrassment,
buy it, or get left behind.
cook this for your family,
they'll love you, they will
they'll smile and be happy,
just trust us, cook this swill.
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burger, burger, taco, steak
pizza, burger, chocolate shake
chocolate ice-cream, masticate
this crap and then regurgitate.
are you real fat?
imagine that.
we can fix that
we're standing by
to take your calls,
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and masculine,
or feminine
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are you sad? happy pills.
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still unhappy? happy pills.
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