"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present period that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only." - Dickens 1859
Wednesday, September 24, 2025
Sunday, October 16, 2022
book quotes
Friday, July 22, 2022
War and Peace quotes
Thursday, June 16, 2022
Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Self-Reliance", Essays: First Series, 1841
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. — 'Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Self-Reliance", Essays: First Series, 1841
Tuesday, May 03, 2022
Shakespeare quotes
Saturday, April 23, 2022
the worship of revenge
Sunday, December 15, 2019
Friday, February 15, 2019
"dice, Venus, and the tavern!"
'"Poor purse ... How cruelly thou hast been gutted by dice, Venus, and the tavern!"'
-- The Hunchback of Notre Dame book VI chapter IV
Monday, December 22, 2014
THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO STEVEN SPIELBERG...
Friday, December 21, 2012
THE MEANING OF LIFE (close enough anyway)
There is none, but there is a close, close approximation.
On this, the end of the world (?) {December 21, 2012} I am writing that yesterday, the day before the end of the world, I watched Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life" (1983).
I have watched this movie many time throughout my 46 years, because I am that way. I think it is hilarious, and I have always thought, that at the end of the movie, they summed it up in an offhand way with this quote, which I had memorized for along time, being a Monty Python fan. It goes like this:
M-hmm. Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.And for years, I thought this was a great summary of some good advice, but it isn't, of course the MEANING OF LIFE, as the movie title suggests, but just some sound advice, and it's funny because it is basically saying, "there isn't any meaning of life, just be nice."
But last night, watching the movie again, I finally found, after close to thirty years of loving this movie, the true nugget of the film. It happens in a board meeting of otherwise douchebag executives. One of them starts off asking about "item six" on the agenda.
Exec #1: Item six on the agenda: "The Meaning of Life" Now uh, Harry, you've had some thoughts on this.
Exec #2: Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: People aren't wearing enough hats. Two: . . . this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.
Exec #3: What was that about hats again?
Monday, June 27, 2011
Words I've noted to look up while reading Umberto Eco's Foucault's Pendulum. I'm on page 79:
Quote: "There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics."(54)
Tuesday, February 08, 2011
Wisdom from the Antiques Road Show
"Now these have an old label on the bottom. Sometimes old labels are right, sometimes they're wrong, but you still look at them and consider what they say."That applies to people too.
Sunday, May 09, 2010
Friday, March 05, 2010
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Fun Fact!
"When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation."
Friday, August 29, 2008
About Me
- dan
- I am the author of 5 books: Android Down, Firewood for Cannibals, The Cubicles of Madness, Robot Stories, and most recently, Various Meats and Cheeses. I live and write in Michigan. My website is at danmanning.com
