Out on the playground
Are learning to play together!
Running and jumping,
Laughing and learning!
They're all getting along!
(Except for Pete K,
From Mrs. R's class,
That kid is an asshole!
He pushes and shoves!)
But everyone else,
Is getting along!
Standing in line
They file into the school!
(Except for Pete K,
He's a little bully.
Whispering horrible things
Into Jacob's L's ear!)
The kids are in class,
Learning their lessons,
Learning to read
And to write and to add!
(Except for Pete K,
This kid is obnoxious,
He's making fart noises
And kicking Anne's chair)
The kids get together,
They're making a plan,
They whisper together
And look at Pete K!
The following morning,
Pete K's not at school,
And everyone's happy
And everything's cool!
All names in this story
Are fictional names,
If they sound like someone
Well that's just a shame.
So don't be the asshole,
At work or at school,
Your colleagues might
Be forced to do things un-cool,
Like poison your coffee,
Or follow you home,
So try to be nice,
And leave each other alone!
